He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
we're so committed to being not committed
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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