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I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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