i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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