Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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