You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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