what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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