There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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