yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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