Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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