Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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