But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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