i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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