Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I miss vodka workout Fridays
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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