So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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