Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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