I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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