We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
