I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I smell stomach acid.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
