tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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