quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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