He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
