your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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