i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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