But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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