Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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