I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Randomize
