I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We have so much sex to catch up on
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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