Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Randomize
