Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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