I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
