I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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