I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I am available for nakedness
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
