She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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