I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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