Define "chronic" masturbator.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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