how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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