You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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