He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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