All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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