I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
