You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
