me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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