we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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