i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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