just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
