Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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