That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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