I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Sext me about skeletons
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
