we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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