I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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