If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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