Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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