May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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