I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Let's get the cat blown out
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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