i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
What a dumb baby whore.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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