check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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