Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
