why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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