FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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