i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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